Hey there old man, so today's your birthday....wow you're old....geez...well there's always an up side to getting old. It means that if you act crazy and a little bit out there then no one will really mind 'cause they're just like, "Hey, he's old, he deserves to act crazy." Now don't you feel better about being old? :) No? Yeah I didn't think so.
Well at least you've got a loving family...and a whole bunch of cats. Hey, at least you'll never be lonely and soon enough we'll have so many cats in the house that I'm sure Mommy won't notice if a few "accidentally" disappear into a pot of water on the stove. There ya go. I just totally gave you a genius recipe, Cat Stew. Brilliant, right? Anyways I hope you have a great birthday and if you don't....I blame the cats because they can't talk back and argue with me when I blame them. See they are good for something! :-D
Sooooo...why are you still reading this? Sheesh seriously you probably have something way better to do so stop reading this dang card! Haha. I love you and Happy Birthday.
Recipe for Cat Stew:
- 1 fresh cat (the meaner the cat, the better the taste)
- some table salt
- some butter
- some vegetables
- a fork, a knife, a plate, a napkin
- and one huge appetite
Love, Kelsey Marie (the only)
The Birthday Boy studying the legal ramifications inflicted by his wife in the event that he follows Kelsey's recipe.